SQL Poetry Friday #4

Hello and welcome again to SQL Poetry Friday. I sadly do not have a code poem today, and it turns out that the poetry is suitable to be sung to America's classic hit "A Horse with No Name". It goes like this:

Well I've built me a table
With no column names,
where results never
came out the same.
In the sandbox, they won't
remember your name
for you're not in production
to cause them all pain...

Please come back next week for another exciting parlance into prose.

Woof woof!
Jason